Good|Good Luck Charlie s01e02 Episode Script Baby Come Back

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嗨 Charlie 我是Teddy
Hi, Charlie. It's Teddy here.
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现在你只有九个月大
So right now you're nine months old
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不过一切都很顺利
and everything is going great.
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呃 差不多一切都顺利吧
Well, almost everything.
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现在我要带你去看的东西可能会有点囧
Now what I'm about to show you is kind of disturbing,
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所以做好心理准备哦
So brace yourself.
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嗯 这些三明治一定会好好吃的
Mmm, these sandwiches will be yummy wummy.
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没错 会的 没错 会的
Yes, they will, yes, they will.
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妈妈爸爸从你一出生就开始用这种腔调讲话了
Mom and dad have been talking like that ever since you arrived
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如果他们继续这样子的话 我会发疯疯的
And if it's not over soon, I'm gonna go crazy wazy.
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  • PJ - 怎么了
  • PJ! - what?
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你在听什么呢
What are you listening to?
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我下了个芭蕾历史的播客听
I downloaded a podcast on the history of ballet.
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  • 你喜欢听那玩意儿吗 - 总比听儿语好
  • you like that? - More than baby talk.
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你想给你的饼饼配点鱼鱼一起吃吗
Would you like some fishy wishies with your cookie wookie?
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是的 我想 是的 我想
Yes, I would, yes, I would.
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等等 两位 Charlie又不在这儿
Wait, guys, Charlie isn't even here.
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是啊 爱尿床的宝宝正在楼上睡觉觉呢
No, widdle baby take a nappy wappy upstairs.
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那为什么你们两个说话还这个调调
So why are you guys still talking like that?
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我一点点都不知道
I don't "weawy" know.
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我想是因为我们两个有些晕头转向了
I guess we're just kinda fried.
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我们白天工作了一整天 晚上还要照顾宝宝
Well, we work all day, take care of a baby all night.
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工作和照顾宝宝来回换班
Work shift, baby shift
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我都没有时间去解手手了
I've barely got time to make doo-doo
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你们两个上次晚上一起出门玩是什么时候
Well, when was the last time you guys had a night out?
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你知道的 比如去约会之类的 只有你们两个
You know, like just the two of you-- like a date?
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Teddy真会说笑笑啊
Teddy made a funny.
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好好笑的玩笑
A funny wunny.
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我是认真的 我看这样吧 现在是周六的晚上
Seriously! you know what? it's saturday night.
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你们两个 一起出门 好好玩玩
You two, you go out, have fun,
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做点除了工作
And do something besides work,
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和照顾宝宝之外的事情 顺便解下手手
take care of the baby and make doo-doo.
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我倒是求之不得啊
Well, it's nice to dream,
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但是谁来照顾Charlie呢
but who's gonna take of Charlie
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拜托 三个一流的保姆正坐在这呢
Hello! you've got three great babysitters right here.
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我很高兴我没听到那句话
I'm glad I didn't hear that.
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我不知道 Teddy 这个主意挺不错的
I don't know, Teddy. It's a really nice thought,
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但是我们真的还没有准备好丢下Charlie自己出门
But we're really not ready to go out without Charlie just yet
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  • 大家想不想看个魔术表演 - 好啊
  • You guys want to see a magic trick? - Sure!
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  • 好吧 - 见证奇迹的时候到了
  • Okay. - Prepare to be amazed.
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我还是出门歇上一晚吧
I could use a night out.
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生活搞得一团糟
Day's all burnt toast
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就要迟到 爸爸在叫
Running late,and dad says
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我左脚的鞋子有没有人看到
Has anybody seen my left shoe
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我闭上双眼 咬口早餐
I close my eyes, take a bite
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跳上车子 放声大笑
Grab a ride, laugh out loud
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就在这里 我们的家
There it is up on the roof
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我也曾这样生活 我已经顺利走过
I've been there, I've survived
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所以请听取我的建议
So just take my advice
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宝贝 不要放弃 世界有很多疯狂无奈
Hang in there, baby, things are crazy
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可是我知道你会有美好未来
But I know your future is bright
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宝贝 不要放弃
Hang in there, Baby
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不要怀疑
There is no maybe
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一切终会如你所愿
Eveything turns out all right
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生活有悲有喜
Sure life is up and down
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可是请相信我 坚持就有好结果
But trust me, it comes back all around
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你会喜欢将来的你
You're gonna love who you turn out to be
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宝贝 不要放弃
Hang in there, Baby
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查莉成长日记 第一季第二集
Good Luck Charlie S01E02 Baby Come Back
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好了 祝你们两个玩得开心 想玩到多晚就玩到多晚
All right, you guys have fun. Stay out as late as you want.
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但是别玩过头了 家里的孩子已经够多了
But not too much fun-- We have enough kids already.
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我是说真的
I'm serious.
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好了 大家都要乖 过得开心 我爱你们
Okay, everyone, be good, have fun, love you.
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  • 是啊是啊 - 好吧
  • Yeah yeah. - All right.
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Teddy 谢谢你能这么做
Hey, Teddy, thanks for doing this.
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让你妈妈和我一起享受段特别时光
It's gonna be nice for your mom and I
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这样真的不错
to have some special time together
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  • Bob 赶快过来 - 就来了
  • Bob, move your butt! - I'm coming!
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好了 我们平均分配下任务吧
All right, so we divide it up evenly,
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我们一人照顾Charlie一个小时
We each get to spend an hour with Charlie.
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谁想第一个来
Who wants to go first?
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我认为你应该第一个来
I think you should go first.
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第二个第三个也该你来 因为这就是你的主意
And second and third, since this was your idea.
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嘿 我一个人哪能把所有的事情都干完
Hey, I'm not doing this all by myself.
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你们两个必须得帮忙
you guys have to help out.
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好吧 我第四个来
Fine. I'll go fourth.
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根本没有第四个
There is no fourth.
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(注:第四(fourth)和向外(forth)同音)
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我是说我要动身去公园打会儿篮球
I meant I shall go forth to the park to shoot some hoop.
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既然你这么想去公园
You want to go to the park so badly,
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为什么不顺便把Charlie也带上
Then why don't you just take Charlie?
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一个小宝宝在公园能干些什么
What's a baby supposed to do at the park?
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宝宝们都喜欢公园啊 你可以带她去看看鸭池
Babies love parks. you can show her the duck pond,
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看看蓝天 白云
The blue sky, clouds.
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我们出去只是闲看吗 那还要电视干吗
We're just gonna look at stuff? that's what TV is for.
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耶哈哈 真爽
Yeah heh hah, all right!
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这太好玩了 喔
This is great. Whee!
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真棒 噢
Yes, whoo!
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你看什么看 我可是先到的
What are you looking at? I was here first.
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嘿 你可以去骑那只鸭子
Hey, you can ride that duck.
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我不能去骑那只鸭子 我要是去骑鸭子看起来就太傻了
I couldn't ride the duck. I'd look silly on the duck.
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好吧
Fine.
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嘿 Charlie 我们是不是玩得很开心啊
Hey there, Charlie. Are we having fun yet?
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好的
All right.
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哥们 你有没有看到有小孩在附近开生日派对啊
Man, you seen a kid's birthday party around here anywhere?
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我得过去表演呢
I'm the entertainment.
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我在公园的那边看到了一个充气小屋
I saw a bounce house of the other end of the park.
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充气小屋 是吗 这下好了
A bouncy house, eh? Great.
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这次我又得被送进急诊室了
Another trip to the E.R.
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你这身装束是想装扮成谁啊
Who are you supposed to be anyway?
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塑料侠 还是橡胶侠
Plastic man, rubber man?
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不 那些都已经成为注册商标了
No, those are all registered trademarks.
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我扮的是弹力王船长
I'm Captain Stretchy.
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这里本来印着个"CS"的 不过洗衣服的时候被洗掉了
There used to be a "CS" here, but it came off in the wash.
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那你的超能力是什么
So what's your super power?
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超级柔韧性
Super elasticity.
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嘿 快看 地上有个硬币
Hey, look, there's a quarter.
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唉 算了吧
Ah, forget it.
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反正又不是一块的 对吧
Not like it's a dollar, right?
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  • 嗨 - 嗨
  • Hi. - Hi.
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噢 你选得婴儿车不错 我喜欢你的品位
Oh, yeah, I like your taste in strollers.
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谢谢 你也是
Thanks, you too.
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  • 那个宝宝好可爱啊 - 你也是
  • That baby's so cute. - You too.
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噢 我是说你的宝宝也是
Oh, I mean yours too.
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  • 我叫Emma - 我叫PJ
  • I'm Emma. - I'm PJ
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  • 这个小宝宝是谁 - 我弟弟
  • Who's this little guy? - My brother.
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我们就是出来散散步 每天都这样
We're just out for our stroll. We do this every day.
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我们也是 正如我经常说的 宝宝们喜欢公园
Us too. Like I always say, babies love parks.
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  • 想一起坐会吗 - 好啊
  • Would you like to sit for a bit? - Sure.
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我看到你刚才在跟弹力王船长说话
So I saw you talking to Captain Stretchy earlier.
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噢 是啊 他迷路了
Oh, yeah, he was lost.
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  • 他可不怎么像超级英雄 是吧 - 噢 他逊透了
  • Not much of a superhero, right? - Oh, he's the worst.
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我弟弟生日派对的时候我们请他去表演
We hired him for my brother's birthday party
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  • 结果他一屁股坐到蛋糕上了 - 听起来很悲剧啊
  • and he sat on the cake. - That sounds awful.
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噢 这还不是最悲剧的
Oh, it gets worse.
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蜡烛已经点上了 所以他坐进烛台里去了
The candles was lit, so he sat in the punch
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这也太古怪了
That's so weird.
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我是说他看起来像是个很棒的演艺人啊
I mean he looks like such a quality entertainer.
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知道吗 PJ 我真的很佩服
You know, PJ, I'm really impressed that
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你肯带你的小妹妹来公园
you take your baby sister to the park.
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我的兄弟们永远都不会这么做
My brothers would never do anything like that.
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希望他们别来 她是我的妹妹啊
I hope not. She is my sister.
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现在看好了 我这只手里有一枚硬币
Now watch closely. In this hand I have a quarter
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而这只手 拿的是一个普通鸡蛋
And in the other, an ordinary egg.
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现在我把它们放进这个帽子里 转上一小圈
Now I put them in this hat, spin them around a little
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然后转眼间
And presto.
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好奇地问一句
Just out of curiosity,
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这个魔术本该是什么结果
What was supposed to happen?
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我喜欢这个宝宝
I love this baby.
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不管她什么时候想上公园 尽管找我
Anytime she wants to go to the park, sign me up.
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你中什么邪了
What happened to you?
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这么说吧 Charlie交了个朋友 PJ也交上了个朋友
Let's just say charlie made a friend, PJ made a friend.
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噢 那你或者你的朋友有没有帮着换尿布呢
Oh-- and did either you or your friend bother to change a diper?
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根本没时间换 我忙着和Emma聊天呢
There's no time for that. I was too busy talking to Emma.
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  • Emma是谁 - 我的梦中情人
  • Who's emma? - A vision,
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一个天使 一个占据我心扉的女孩
An angel, the girl who's moved into my heart.
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你有没有告诉她你脑袋里空空如也这个事实呢
Did you tell her about the vacancy in your brain?
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  • PJ - 怎么了
  • PJ? - what?
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你把别人的宝宝带回家来了
You brought home the wrong baby.
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什么 我才没有
What? I did not.
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你自己看看 生理结构不对
Take a look! Wrong parts.
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起码他那个地方的功能还很正常
There's nothing wrong with those parts.
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你怎么会带错宝宝回家呢
How could you bring home the wrong baby?
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我很抱歉 我那时候有点分心了
I'm sorry. I got a little distracted.
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Emma真是太可爱了
Emma is really cute.
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是啊 我们的妹妹也是
Yeah, well, so was our sister.
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快点 我们去公园找她
Come on, let's go to the park and find her.
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急啥 我有她的电话号码
Relax! I got her number.
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那你还等什么 快给她打电话呀
Then what are you waiting for? call her.
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等等
Wait a second.
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是不是有点太早了
Is it too soon?
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如果我现在就打给她 她会觉得我迫不及待的
If I call now, she'll think I'm desperate.
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噢 你本来就迫不及待了
Oh, you are desperate.
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说的好
Good point.
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你好 请问Emma在吗
Hello, is Emma there?
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你说你们是家中国菜餐馆
This is a Chinese restaurant?
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好啊 给我介绍一下特色菜吧
Sure, I'll hear the specials.
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她给了你个假号码
She gave you the wrong number.
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纯属意料之中
Who couldn't see that one coming?
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可我都请她吃了一片口香糖 还帮她给宝宝换掉了脏尿布
But I gave her gum and helped her change a poopy diaper.
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一切都那么浪漫
It was so romantic.
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呃 我们现在该怎么办
Well, what do we do now?
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噢 不
Oh no!
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嗨 妈妈 有事吗
Hi mom, what up?
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是的 一切都好得很 为什么会不好呢
Yeah, everything's going great. why wouldn't it be?
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我们正过得开心着呢 和
We're just having a grand old time here with--
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宝宝一起
Baby
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当然 你当然可以和他说话了 是她 她
Yeah, sure you can talk to him. her her!
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和妈妈说句话吧
Talk to mommy.
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听起来不像Charlie 你什么意思
What do you mean that did't sound like Charlie?
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什么 你以为是我在对着话筒模仿宝宝的声音吗
What, do you just think I'm making baby noises into the phone?
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妈妈 那也太疯狂了
Mom, that's crazy.
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好了 再见 说再见吧 Charlie
All right, bye. Say bye, Charlie.
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我不是想批评你
Not that I'm in the position to criticize,
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不过我变得更不知所措了
But I was getting more monkey.
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快点 我们去公园
Come on, let's go to the park.
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去找那个不待见PJ的女孩吗
And meet the girl who blew off PJ?
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我去定了
I'm there.
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  • 我没看到她 - PJ 她长啥样
  • I don't see her. - PJ, what did she look like?
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她很漂亮 不过那有什么关系
She was hot, but what does it matter?
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也许我们该找人帮忙
Maybe we should call someone.
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找宝宝时该找什么人帮忙呢
who do you call when you search a baby.
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弹力王船长
Captain Stretchy!
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那是什么东西
What is that?
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你还在这里啊
You're still here?
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我每个周六和周日都整天待在这里
Every saturday and sunday all day long.
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回学校待着吧 孩子们
Stay in school, kids.
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他正是我们要找的人
Just the guy we needed to see.
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我觉得你能帮助我们
I think you can help us.
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嘿 孩子 我只是个耍把式的
Hey, kid, I'm just an entertainer.
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我可不能让你爸爸妈妈破镜重圆
I can't get mommy and daddy back together.
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不 你误会了
No, you don't understand.
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我刚才在这里和一个女孩聊天
I was talking to a girl here earlier,
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她说了你在她弟弟的生日派对上表演过
And she said that you worked a party for her brother.
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那又如何 我在很多派对上表演过呢
So? I work lots of parties.
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你表演时摔到蛋糕上了的派对是哪个
Where was the party where you fell on cake?
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你们能听我讲三个小时么
You got three hours?
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这真的很重要 我们得找到她
This is really important. We need to find her.
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有意思 你们几个需要打探消息
Interesting situation. You kids need info,
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  • 而我需要一个“男腰” - 什么是“男腰”
  • And I need a mirdle. - What is a mirdle?
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就是个给男人用的腰带 那玩意儿可不便宜
That's a man girdle. And they ain't cheap.
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是啊 显然干洗也不便宜
Yeah, neither is dry cleaning, apparently.
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她的名字叫Emma 她后来回过这个公园吗
Her name's Emma. Did she come back to the park?
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这个 也许她回来过
Well, maybe she did
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也许她没回来过
And maybe she didn't.
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别捻你的手指了 好好回答我的问题
Stop rubbing your fingers together and answer my question.
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他想要点好处
He wants a bribe.
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真是不敢相信
I can't believe it.
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给你
Here.
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告诉你我知道的情况吧 她叫Emma
Here is what I konw: Her name is Emma.
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这一点我刚都告诉你了
I just told you that.
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我可没说我会告诉你什么新东西
I didn't say the information was fresh.
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没错 我认识那个女孩
Yeah, I know the girl.
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她家可是一个大家庭 有七八个小孩
She comes from a big family-- seven, eight kids.
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给他们家表演的时候我扮演过
For them I've been...
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宇航员Pete 牛仔Bob
Astronaut Pete, cowboy Bob...
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  • 魔术师Marv - 没错 你真是对我的工作了如指掌啊
  • Magic Marv? - Yeah! You're familiar with my work.
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是啊 我还知道你很逊
Yeah, and it stinks.
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我才刚开始学魔术
I'm just starting off
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  • 我的魔术已经比你变得棒了 - 噢 是吗
  • And I'm a better magician than you are. - Oh yeah?
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你觉得变魔术很简单 是吧 拿着
You think this is easy, huh? here.
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把这个变成一只髯狗
Turn that into a schnauzer.
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变不出来吧 对吧
You can't do it, huh?
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也许是因为你不过是半桶水的水平
Maybe it's because you don't have the chops!
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好了 弹力王 你知道她住在哪儿吗
Well, Stretchy, do you know where she lives?
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知道 就在这附近的某处
Yeah, around here somewhere.
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  • 我一看到就能认出来的 - 太好了
  • I'd know it if I saw it. - Great!
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你今晚要是帮我们找到她
Now you help us tonight and we'll
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明天我们就帮你围上“男腰”
get you into that mirdle tomorrow.
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噢 你明白我的意思不是我们亲自动手
Oh, and you understand we're not actually
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给你围上 而是你得自己围吧
Gonna put you into it? That you have to do by yourself.
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嗯 我明白
Yeah, I get it.
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好了 走吧 各位 我们必须得找到她
All right, come on, guys, we have to go find her.
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啊 嘿 弹力王船长 出发
Uh, hey-- Captain Stretchy, away!
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  • 车在这边 - 噢 好吧
  • Truck's this way. - Oh, okay.
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随便点你想吃的东西 亲爱的 我在这儿可以打折的
Order whatever you want, honey. I get a discount here.
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这家店是我的最大客户之一
This place is one of my best customers.
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在这儿听到一个灭虫专家这么说可不是什么好事
Not what you want to hear from an exterminator.
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噢 快看那边
Oh, look at that.
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噢 墨西哥肉卷
Oh, fajitas.
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不是那个 是那个宝宝
Not that, the baby.
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那个小宝宝的婴儿车和我们的一模一样啊
A little baby in a stroller just like ours.
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是啊 好了 亲爱的
Yeah, okay, honey,
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今晚我们应该暂时忘掉宝宝的事的
This is supposed to be a night away from the baby.
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所以我们接着点菜吧
So let's come back.
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好吧 好吧 接着点菜
Okay okay, I'm back.
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接着点菜 我得先去趟洗手间
I'm back. Just gotta run to the ladies' room.
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噢 噢 嘿 听着 你去洗手间时
Oh oh, hey, listen, while you're in there,
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能不能顺便检查下灭虫诱饵
Could you check the traps?
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你们好
Hola.
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再见
Adios.
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Bob 你能过去看看那个宝宝吗
Bob, will you go over and look at that baby?
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  • 我想那是Charlie - 什么
  • I think it's Charlie. - What?!
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你听到我说的话了 那个宝宝是Charlie
You heard me, that is Charlie!
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亲爱的 拜托你能不能坐下来
Sweetheart, would you sit down, please?
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我才不坐下呢
I will not sit down.
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母亲总是能认出她自己的宝宝的 而那就是我的宝宝
A mother knows her own baby and that is my baby.
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亲爱的 说真的 你觉得能出什么事
Honey, seriously, what do you think happened here?
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总不可能是刚才有人闯进我们的房子
In the last hour somebody went over to our house,
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劫走我们的宝宝然后再带她过来吃薯条和鳄梨色拉吧
Borrowed our baby then brought her out for chips and guac?
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我可不确定 他们可是一大家子
I don't know, it's a big family.
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  • 也许他们就是这样搞到那么多孩子的 - 亲爱的
  • Maybe that's how they get their babies. - Sweetheart,
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我觉得是因为你太想Charlie了
I think you're just missing Charlie
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因而有一点点分离焦虑症了
And you're having a little separation anxiety.
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噢 好吧
Oh, okay.
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你说的对
You're right.
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发疯疯了
Crazy wazy.
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  • 我是说 那绝对不可能 是吧 - 没错
  • I mean, that isn't possible, right? - Exactly.
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我得再去趟洗手间
I'm just going to go to the ladies' room one more time.
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坐下
Sit down.
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现在让我们在这家漂亮的餐馆
Now let's enjoy the rest of our night out
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尽情享受我们剩下的晚宴时光
At this very lovely restaurant.
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  • 好吗 - 好吧
  • Okay? - Okay.
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厨房里有情况需要我去处理
I'm needed in the kitchen.
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  • Charlie - Emma
  • Charlie! - Emma!
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  • Charlie - Emma
  • Charlie! - Emma!
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  • Marco - Polo
  • Marco! - Polo.
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(注:一种抓人游戏,抓人者闭眼喊Marco,被抓一方喊Polo回应)
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Gabe 别闹了
Gabe, not helping.
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弹力王 这地方你看着眼熟吗
Stretchy, is any of this looking familiar?
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也许有些熟 也许不熟
Maybe it does, maybe it doesn't.
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我不会再给你钱了
You are not getting any more money.
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不是 我有夜盲症
No, I have night blindness.
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晚上我只能依稀看出轮廓来
All I'm seeing is shapes.
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你为什么不早说
Why didn't you mention that earlier?
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我得搭个顺风车回家
I needed a ride home.
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在这儿停车
Stop here.
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噢 这下好了 妈妈起床了
Oh, great. Mom's up.
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也许我该跟你们几个小孩待在一起
Maybe I'll just hang with you kids.
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弹力王船长 下车
Captain Stretchy, away.
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  • 晚安 弹力王 - 晚安 弹力王
  • Good night, Stretchy. - Good night, Stretchy.
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晚安
Good night.
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现在怎么办
Now what?
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我们还没去公园北边那边的路上找过呢
We didn't hit the streets on the north end of the park.
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PJ 我们不能漫无目标地开上一整夜吧
PJ, we can't keep driving around all night.
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不能再这样了 我们必须告诉爸爸妈妈了
It's over. We have to tell mom and dad.
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  • 可是 - 不 没关系的
  • But-- - No, it'll be okay.
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他们知道该怎么办 他们从来都知道
They know what to do. They always do.
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我该怎么告诉他们我把自己的小妹妹弄丢了
How am I gonna tell them I lost our baby sister?
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我是最大的孩子 他们会觉得我该负最大责任的
I'm the oldest. They're gonna think I'm the most responsible.
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PJ 不知道我这么说会不会让你好受点
PJ, if it makes you feel any better,
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没人会那么觉得
Nobody thinks that.
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我为什么总是把事情搞砸
Why do I always mess everything up?
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知道吗 我们谁都可能闯下这种祸
You know what? This could have happened to any of us.
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好吧 也许最可能的是你 但是
All right, probably most likely you, but--
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这一次 我们会共同承担责任的
This one, we're all in it together.
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谢谢
Thanks.
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嘿 快看
Hey, look,
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弹力王船长把他的驾照落下了
Captain Stretchy dropped his driver's license.
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175磅 我的老天
175 lbs, my butt!
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他们在那边
There they are.
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好了 我们过去坦白吧
All right, let's get this over with.
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你觉得我们让这个墨西街头乐团帮忙
Do you think it would be better or worse
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传个口信比较好呢还是会让情况变得更糟呢
if we had the mariachi deliver the news.
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如果他们用西班牙语传达 也许会比较好
If it's in spanish, probably better.
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等等 真是不敢相信
Wait, I don't believe it.
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  • 那是Emma - 那么那个就是Charlie了
  • That's Emma. - So that's Charlie.
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真棒 哦 我们得救了
Yes! Oh, we're saved.
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  • 还不一定呢 - 嘿 孩子们
  • Not quite. - Hey, kids.
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  • 现在怎么办 - 等我想出办法来了再通知你
  • What now? - I'll let you know when I think of it.
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妈妈 爸爸 嗨
Mom, dad, hi.
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  • 嗨 - 你们几个来这儿干嘛
  • Hi. - What are you doing here?
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我们觉得你们一定会想Charlie的
We just realized you must be missing Charlie,
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所以我们带她过来了
So we brought her.
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噢 Teddy 你骗不了我的
Oh, Teddy, you're not fooling me.
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  • 我露馅了 - 没错
  • I'm not? - Nope.
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你一定是照顾Charlie时间太长了
You spent a little too much time with Charlie
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然后想早点把她交给我吧
And you're ready to hand her over early.
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这个 其实也不能算是时间太长了吧
Well, I wouldn't say too much time.
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不过 我也想接手了 所以还是我来照看她吧
Well, I am ready too, so let me at her.
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  • 给我吧 给我吧 给我吧 - 妈 妈 妈
  • Gimme Gimme Gimme. - Mom, Mom, Mom.
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你正在约会呢 还是我把她给你抱过来吧
You're on a date. Let me bring her to you.
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这里吗 等等 现在吗
Here? Wait, now?
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那 好吧
Well, all right.
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  • 嘿 妈妈 - 嘿 宝贝
  • Hey, mom. - Hi, baby.
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  • 嘿 - 嘿 爸爸
  • Hey. - Hey, dad.
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  • 我想给你们表演个节目 - 什么节目 亲爱的
  • Something I want to show you. - What is it, honey?
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我的下一个魔术就是
And now for my next trick,
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我会把一个男孩变不见的
I'm gonna make a boy disappear.
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知道吗 你应该为你自己感到羞耻
You know, you should be ashamed of yourself.
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你勾引了一个男孩 让他以为你们之间心有灵犀
You lead a guy on, make him think you have a connection,
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然而你却给了他一个假电话号码
And you give him a fake phone number.
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你自己输错了 那一位本该是2而不是3的
You put it in wrong. that three is supposed to be a two.
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噢 我的错
Oh, my bad.
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那么
So...
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想一起吃个晚饭吗
You wanna get a table?
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我的尿床宝宝 你有没有想你的爸爸妈妈啊
My widdle baby, did you miss your mommy and daddy?
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是的 她想了 是的 她想了
Yes, she did. yes, she did.
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噢 我从来没想到我听到儿语居然还这么开心
Oh, I never thought I'd be so happy to hear baby talk.
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Teddy 这个不是Charlie的奶嘴 你从哪弄来的这个
Teddy, this isn't Charlie's binky. where did you get this?
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噢 那个 说起来其实是次很好玩的经历
Oh, well, that's actually a really funny story.
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听好了 其实就是
See, what happened was...
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太吵了 以后再跟你说吧
Too loud. Tell you later.
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好了 Charlie 现在你安然无恙地回家了
Well, Charlie, now you're home safe and sound
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一切都没事了
And everything turned out okay.
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对你来说是没事儿了
For you.
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我们本来也可以没事的 但是等我们回家后
It would have been okay for us too, but when we got home,
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妈妈问了我们一堆问题
Mom started asking all these questions
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而我们没人能真正解释
And no one really had an answer to
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客厅里的尿渍是怎么来的
the pee stains in the living room.
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于是就真相大白了
And that's when the truth came out
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然后三个孩子就全都有麻烦了
and all the kids got into trouble.
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所以这次的教训就是如果你
So the lesson is if you ever try
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做了坏事还想耍手段隐瞒妈妈的话
to pull anything over on Mom,
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祝你好运 Charlie
Good luck, Charlie.
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我不可能总结得比妈妈更精辟了
Couldn't have said it better myself.
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我这只手里有个硬币
In this hand I have a quarter.
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另一只手里 是个普通鸡蛋
And in the other hand, an ordinary egg.
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现在我把它们放进这个帽子里
Now I put them in this hat,
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转上几圈然后
Spin them around and...
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转眼间 现在把你的手伸出来
Presto! Now hold out your hand.
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哇 这个魔术真帅
Wow, that's a great trick.
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你怎么变的
How'd you do that?
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有意思
Interesting situation.
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看起来你需要打探一些消息
It seems you need information,
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而我则需要买个电子游戏
Meanwhile I need a new video game.
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真是个呆子
What a chump.
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你叫谁呆子呢 嘿 给我回来
Who you calling a chump? Hey, get back here.

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