英语幽默笑话故事英语幽默笑话集 _经验知识

Why was the math book sad?Because it had too many problems.
1.Son: May I watch TV, Mom?
Mother: Of course, but you can't turn on the TV set.

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2.The Longest Kiss
My cell phone quit(停止'工作') as I tried to let my wife know that I was caught in a freeway gridlock(铁栅栏) and would be late for our wedding anniversary dinner(结婚周年纪念晚餐). I wrote a message on my laptop asking other motorists(开车人) to call her and I also had it printed(打印) and taped(用胶带贴) it to my rear windshield(后挡风玻璃).
When I finally arrived home, my wife gave me the longest kiss ever. "I really think you love me," she said. "At least 70 people called and told me so."

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Useful Phrases and Patterns:
1.be/get caught in 突然遭受
I was caught in a traffic jam.
【英语幽默笑话故事英语幽默笑话集】我遇上了交通堵塞。
She got caught in a thunderstorm.
她遇上雷雨。
2.have sth. done让某事被做；遭受......
You've had your hair cut！
你理发了！
We are having our car repaired.
我们的车正在修理。
She had her bag stolen.
她的包被偷了。